This will be the most random post you’ve ever read

If things I watched this week on TV were true, then…

• All black people would drive black Cadillac SUVs with darkly tinted windows — and I do mean ALL
• All cars, even old ones, would sound like race cars when driven off
• Everybody would be a genius
• Shoplifting would be easy
• Everybody who needs to, would know how to fix a car
• People would still use pay phones

SUCKA! Eggo waffles are soooo good when they are slightly burnt and crispy. I don’t even need any butter or syrup. I can just eat them straight out of the toaster. Man, it’s my new favorite treat! YUM!

YYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

I spent 61 beans on these. And knowing how much Oakley sunglasses go for, I’d say that was a steal!
Wow, I didn’t know my Oakley XX’s were $105. Fack! But then again, the Oakley site no longer carries my colors, which are ‘fire iridium’. At least it’s good to know that I didn’t spend the money on these instead.
Speaking of, here’s how to correctly choose sunglasses, if uh, that is what you need to do.

Ok, don’t mind the hat (I think I was just being stupid inside…Billabong/Element??) but hey hey hey! I have lazy eyes here! Neat!

Here’s a smart but frickin’ ugly idea to reduce scratches on your iPod. If Apple would have just built these in I’m sure it would have looked (and served) better.

WHEEE! Pre-order your copy of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan today! It’s cheap on Amazon.com!

Oh geez, barbed-wire jump roping is so morbid. Thank God it’s only a game.

Heh, this video for Smile by Lily Allen is real funny. Watch it.

Here’s something you don’t know! Doobybrain.com is filtered! By me! And I just wrote 8 different thoughts in order of when I thought about them! Crazy! LATER! HA HA HA! Laugh with me! Yay! HA HA HA!