Man, something I ate in Florida is making me fart like crazy!! Ever since coming back home from Florida, I’ve been farting a lot. And I’m not talking about the little tiny peep-squeak farts either. I’m talking about BBBAAARRRAAAAPPPP kind of farts. The ones that rattle your chair and make you have to sit up straight so that you don’t get “hot cheeks”. Haha, don’t lie. I know you know what I’m talking about.

Anyway, yeah, I can’t recall what I might have eaten to give me such horrible gas. Maybe it was the hot and humid weather that made my body go through some sort of change. I should get a scientist to look into that phenomenon. Oops, just farted again as I typed this sentence! :)

Why are some Americans so stupid? :(

Mmm…nothing like a Smart car getting crashed into 20 tons at 70MPH. Mmmm. Don’t ever want to be in that thing. Ever.

This is a nice photo.

If this Department of Sanitation (NYC) hat really looks like this, then I want one. I wish the Official NYC store had an actual store to walk into. This would make online shopping a lot less aggravating. [DO NOT WANT]

Since Scott Tang isn’t man enough to let people comment on or rate his video on YouTube anymore (there were too many comments about how much this song sucked), I’ll take some time out now to personally say on Doobybrain.com that this Freeway song sucks. And it sucks a lot.

Cool: A semi-submersible ship in NY harbor.

My cubicle at work is no match for Will’s room. But hey, it’s getting close. [via]

Thursdays would be so much more awesome if The Office was stretched to an hour. I hope they do it. I really hope they do it.

Shoot, I wonder if it’s true that the NYPD is having a hard time recruiting new officers. I want to be an NYPD officer — but not for that amount of pay. Seriously, WTF is up with that salary? It’s probably one of the most dangerous jobs anybody can have in NYC and they’re paying them that low amount? No wonder NYPD officers have no tolerance for anything.

But for real, I think about joining the NYPD sometimes. I’m totally serious about it, too. I think it’d be exciting (and dangerous, of course), but I think I’d like it. I guess I won’t ever really know unless I do it. Who knows, maybe in 10 years I’ll be a high-ranking NYPD officer, fighting crime and kicking criminal butt. That’d be awesome!

I really don’t know where the heck This Is Wanted is coming from or what it is advertising (if it’s even advertising/promoting anything at all). In any case, I love this kind of motion graphic type stuff that people are making. This Is Wanted reminds me of the Say What Again video I posted previously.

I can’t believe school is ending so soon! Tonight, I am staying up to write a paper, complete two photo/video projects, and construct a visual outline of a city block. It’s gonna be a crazy night for sure, but it’s satisfying to know that after tonight, I am basically going to be done with my Juniormore year (that’s the word I just made up to describe how I am both a sophomore and a junior all at the same time — clever, yes I know). It’s been such a sweet, sweet year. Next year is going to rock!

And I don’t mean this kind of rock.

I just farted. Again.

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