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Proof that Wikipedia is better than your traditional encyclopedia: there’s an entry for Tastes like chicken. How funny!

In less than a week, Flo and I will be here! YEAH!

Holy crap! What the heck happened to Jessica Simpson?! She looks more like a man than a woman in these photos. Something about her mouth…gross. Anyway, the comments under that thread are funny to read.

Hmm, it’s interesting that there are some reports that the “Son of Sam” killer that terrorized NYC in the 1970s may (or may not) have been working alone.

WTF is this? Hahaha…

On how stupid Paris Hilton is for being seen driving days after she’s been sentenced to 45 days in jail:

I saw this show on Discovery one time where they had these monkeys in a room and some bananas hanging from the ceiling and some boxes on the floor, and after a little while, the monkeys learned to stack the boxes to get to the bananas. Here’s my impression of Paris Hilton after 24 hours in that same room: “I want that banana so bad.”

Haha, thanks! That was too funny.

This link has been floating around lately about how cool these business card designs are. Sure, they’re cool. But I think they make for bad business cards. They aren’t standard business card sizes which means that it can’t fit into a standard wallet. If it can’t fit into a wallet, it’s most likely going to be thrown around and eventually lost or misplaced. And if a business card is only good for immediate responses like “cool” and “awesome” but then prone to being mispalced because of its non-conforming size, then that, I think, is a sign of poor decision making.
With that said, I do think some of those business cards are cool…as pieces of art. But not as business cards.

Ahahaahaha! If you somehow missed out on canceling your Verizon cellular account the last time they raised text message prices, then you’ve suddenly gotten another chance to cancel because Verizon just increased the rate to call to Mexico. Cancel marathon commencing in 3…2… LOLLERSKATES!!

Chris Jordan, the artist that creates very compelling images of American consumption and habits, has created a few more works for you to look at.

Last week or so, I posted about how I absolutely loved this hand cream from Neutrogena. Well, Jess told me on Sunday that it not only serves as great hand cream but as great lip balm too! YEAH, no joke! I somehow missed it, but even on the instructions on the back of the tube say you can use it on your lips. And I tried it and sure enough, it feels just like lip balm. This makes this product even cooler now! Thanks Jess!

Two reminders:

• If you want a Joost invite, just leave a comment here (NOT UNDER THIS ENTRY)
• Support Steph this Summer in Kenya. Donating a couple of dollars doesn’t take long at all.

In conjunction with that ridiculous Billy’s Balls video (no relation to the video above), here is a video of a guy catching sunglasses with his face. Fine, ok, it’s not exactly real, but hey, it’s fun to watch (and I guess fun to try later).