No introduction in this post. Just read. No time!

HA! I am Rat every single time I start a new entry…
I KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO GIVE YOUR MOM A PAJAMAGRAM FOR MOTHER’S DAY! ROFLCOPTER!!!!!
I’ve been giving out a lot of Joost invites in the last 24 hours. And I still have more! Leave a comment here and your invite should be on its way (DO NOT LEAVE A COMMENT FOR A JOOST INVITE IN THIS ENTRY — FOR GOODNESS’ SAKE, PLEASE FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS).
This amazing color changing card trick is…well…amazing, I guess.
Whoa, Citysearch looks so different. But I like it!

I got this for a pretty good price the other day off Craigslist. Yum. Finally, I don’t really have to rent out from school anymore. Because of this, my faith in Craigslist has been restored. But still, I wouldn’t suggest people use it all that much. Maybe for some things only.
Ok, I really didn’t know that you could select a range of messages in Gmail using the SHIFT key on your keyboard. Apparently, it’s an old trick, but nobody told me it worked on email! Fantastic!
This is the best advice I’ve ever read about how to ask someone what their name is again:
Who thinks of this stuff?!
I don’t know why, but the MyTiVoGetsMe ad campaign just makes me laugh.
Hahaha, I guess all famous landmarks reside in Australia. Duh!
This post has been sitting in my inbox forever now. Must post this. Must.

Why?! WHY?! Why are some Americans soooooo stupid?!!
noo Australians are just mean!!! They just trick the Americans…funny is I bet all of those people are from Texas. retards who only care about Texas and nothing else outside of the state. And i agree with you about Spidey 3. sucked so hard. my sister cried like a baby in it. wth!
I do that name thing…..Evertime hahaha