Redline: Possibly the worst movie ever made

If you’ve checked my movies review page, you might have seen that I recently saw the movie Redline and rated it a deserving 0.5 stars (out of 5 — if it were out of 10 stars, I would still give it 0.5). Actually, if the Wordpress movie plugin allowed me to, I would have rated Redline 0 stars (but the plugin thinks 0 stars means you haven’t given it a rating).

You might remember a while back when I posted a video of a Ferrari Enzo being totaled by actor Eddie Griffin, one of the principal characters in the film. The Ferrari Enzo was estimated to have cost $1.2 million USD.
Check out the video of Eddie Griffin crashing the Ferrari Enzo below.

Redline is just about the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Immediately from the start I was already thinking “This is so bad, but maybe it’ll get better”. It turns out I ended up thinking that all the way through to the end of the movie. The film never got better. In fact it felt like it was getting progressively worse and worse as each cliché was picked out and laughed at. It was just so horrible.

Apparently, the general public consensus on this film is that it sucked. It just downright sucked. It sucked so bad that Rotten Tomatoes has it at 0% (I’ve never watched a movie rated 0% by Rotten Tomatoes before). It sucked so much that even the users over at IMDB, who generally rate things higher than they deserve to be rated, gave it 3 stars out of 10. Seriously, it’s the worst film I’ve ever seen. WORST. Just horrible. I want those 95 minutes of my life back.