ROFL: Miss South Carolina just doesn’t know

August 26, 2007 @ 1:52 am

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Lauren Caitlin Upton, “Miss South Carolina Teen USA” in the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant

Listen to Lauren Caitlin Upton, also known as Miss South Carolina Teen USA, attempt to answer a question on Miss Teen USA 2007. It’s so funny to watch because after a while you start wondering if she even knows what she’s saying!
The question was: “Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
Her answer is just about priceless. Priceless.

If you want to hear more of her retarded-speak, check out her interview on the Miss Teen USA 2007 website.

Pageant Almanac has a brief overview of the contestants in Miss Teen USA 2007.

Of course, this being America, she will undoubtedly become uber-famous just because she is so dumb and because this video is so funny. Cue the late night TV show appearances in 3…2…1…

Thanks Jared!

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  • Mike says:

    What government school (public school) did she come from?!?

    I know about stage fright I’ve been there however, my concern is the world is watching in a climate of religious tensions and our foreign relationships will only add fuel for those media maggots catering to advance their cause.

  • TREY says:

    Who cares what she said, She is an absolutely gorgeous, hot, sexy girl!

  • John says:

    Who cares if she can’t talk.. she is hot.
    I can’t remember the last buddy of mine say ” I date her because she is smart”

  • Harold says:

    So thats what they call a dumb phuck !

  • Dr. Ralph says:

    You know, this is a very beautiful girl… when the lights come up and thousands of people in the audience are watching and millions are tuned in on TV it is enough to short circuit anyone’s brain for a moment or two. What is a good answer for this question? I’m a genius and can’t come up with one. Too many illegal immigrants in our schools who can barely speak English much less find a foreign country on the map when the can’t even read the question? That answer would have gone over well. How about the no child left behind law which means the teachers are spending all their time on morons and ignoring those who can learn ? Probably not what the judges wanted to hear either. The truth is so politically incorrect that there is no answer. She got fucked, just wish I had the chance because she has everything in the world going for her and nothing to be ashamed of.

  • Jackson Wallace says:

    Her response was that of a total f*cktard. If you’re in pageants you need to listen better, but throwing geography mixed with current affairs was far too much for someone from zero-education included South Carolina to deal with. The state should be embarassed that this woman rose to this level in their pageant system. I thought she was hot as jesus, but upon looking at her modelling shots, she is an amateur of no ability to model, and the same blank expression pervades her visage. Her candids are cute, but when she tries, it is awful. She is utterly without talent for anything but atttracting DNA. She’ll be out of modelling soon, and then she’ll go home, and get preggers, just like a good hillbilly should. That is, of course, barring her falling in love with NYC and turning into a junkie, or a call-girl for one of the Donald’s grey walnuts.

  • Neal says:

    The reason why 20% of Americans can’t find their own country on a map is because the education in the U.S. has gone to hell over the past fifty years and children/adolescents are not being required to try as hard in school. In Asia and much of Europe, there are children in the 2nd grade who can speak 3 languages and it’s considered quite normal. Americans are becoming dumberer with each generation. The problem lies with politicians who raise taxes for education, but then they pocket most of what comes in and give very little back to education. The govt is getting rich while we get stupid. Mrs. S. Carolina is just one of many idiots in this country who believe that beauty is worth more than intelligence, and in the case of a major catastrophe (like Katrina) those ppl will be left to starve to death, b/c they have no ability to exist w/o help from others.

  • James Bond says:

    One word for her future. Porno. No talking needed.

  • Taylor says:

    think about it. she is in front of millions. give her a break

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