Tallest burger I’ve ever seen

I just saw this Photoshopped photo of several hamburger combinations by “Rob from Cincinnati” at A Hamburger Today. Rob is a retouching artist.
All I gotta say is…I WANT ONE NOW!
If this were a real burger, what would you call it?
- 100% bacon burger
- Burger King posters from the 1960’s
- A place to call home in Woodside, Queens
- We deserve hot juicy burgers!!!
- Antique Cafe: Best burger I’ve ever eaten