It’s so hot that I might pee on a shirt and wear it

The local Melbourne forecast for the next few days is calling for very hot weather. The sun is working overtime in the Southern hemisphere and already I’m beginning to melt.
For today (Monday) it will reach about 98 degrees Fahrenheit (and who knows what the real-feel will be like). Tuesday will hit 90 degrees Fahrenheit…
Don’t get me wrong, I like it when it’s warm, but man, it’s just weird for me to experience such scorching temperatures in the middle of November. And the best/worst part? Well, it’s supposed to get a lot hotter in the coming months.
If Melbourne continues to boil (which it inevitably will) I just might have to take some survival tips from Bear Grylls of Man vs Wild and pee on a t-shirt and wrap it around my head to keep cool.
- You’re on fire
- Patrick Moberg probably did not authorize this T-shirt
- Transformers is so so so so so so so good
- Pam Beesly via the computer
- A husky and a wild polar bear get friendly