ROFL. Old cartoon introductions are so funny. This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one is no exception. I took the liberty of writing out all of the great and cheesy spoken phrases shoved into this song.

“We’re really hip!”
“Hey, get a grip!”
“He’s a radical rat!”
“That’s a fact, Jack!”
“Give me a break!”
“Paaaaarrrttaaaayyyyy!!!!”

Cowabunga, dude! Have a good day!