BitterSweets are the alternative Valentine’s Day heart-shaped candies “for the rest of us”. If you’re a sour loser and just can’t help complaining about how awful and ridiculous Valentine’s Day is every single year, then you’re probably deserving of a box of these BitterSweets.

Made in the same likeness as NECCO Sweethearts, these sugary treats are emblazoned with witty sayings that you’d never dare say to a significant other. And if you happen to find yourself alone this Valentine’s Day, these BitterSweets will help keep you down and depressed with various put-downs and sad phrases.

Available in three box sets — Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped — these BitterSweet candies will keep your head down and self-esteem real low. Fantastic! Only $9.95 for 37 candies! Yum!!

Check out some photos of the box sets inside.