Obvious newsflash: New Yorkers seldom care about those L train signs that tell you when your train is going to come. Why? Because they are sometimes wrong, and when it’s sometimes wrong, it’s always wrong.
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How are you New Yorkers enjoying that new automated pay toilet between 23rd and 24th Streets on Madison Avenue? The toilet, made by CEMUSA, has a 90-second automated cleaning process which uses 14 gallons of water after each use. A bit much, I guess, but it’s cool.
There are “mysterious counterfeit” $100 US notes flying around that are so good that they are considered exact illegal duplicates of actual US dollar notes. How crazy! Maybe this has something to do with why the US dollar sucks so much at the moment.
Nelson: “Your medium is dying!” [via]
New York Magazine profiles some of the best places in New York City to buy your next kicks. Also, they list their favorite shoe picks, one of which is the PUMA RS-100. Right on!
There might be a waterfall (or two) at Southstreet Seaport this summer. Weird (but kinda cool).

Sources (or actually, fans that have seen the pre-screening of the movie) say that this is the Cloverfield monster that is supposedly going to destroy NYC this weekend when the film officially gets released. I was, at first, excited for this film to come out, but after hearing that it’s a friggin MONSTER that destroys the city, I immediately thought that the film might tank at the box office.

Great cloverfield is ruined for me…