Facial Flex on QVC shopping network

January 29, 2008 @ 12:06 am

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Here is the ultimate gift for inducing times of awkwardness, or for that “friend” that you actually hate. It’s the Facial Flex, sold at some point in time through QVC shopping channel. The Facial Flex is a small contraption that you put into your mouth to exercise the muscles in your face, neck, and chest.

The device is basically a mini thigh master for your mouth. Yeah, that’s right. A THIGH MASTER FOR YOUR MOUTH. Some genius decided to shrink the proper thigh master and put it into hundreds of mouths nationwide.

Peep the video below to see how it all works.

“Now, if your New Year resolutions include working out, why aren’t you working out your face? Why aren’t you working out your face? WHY AREN’T YOU WORKING OUT YOUR FACE?!”

DO NOT WANT.

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