The Torch: the world’s most powerful flashlight

Here is The Torch, a perfect name for the world’s most powerful flashlight. The Torch is also the world’s brightest flashlight, emitting a beam of light incredible enough to start fires, melt plastic, and even cook food. Yeah, that’s what 4100 lumens can do.
I AM NOT EXAGGERATING. This flashlight really can do all that.

Selling at $299.99, The Torch is definitely your best friend when it comes to camping, hiking, killing, and surviving in the wilderness. The only downside to this brilliant item is that it only has 15 minutes of battery life because it is so strong. But hey, in 15 minutes, you could do a lot of damage with this thing.

Check out some videos below of The Torch doing its wonderful thing.
Burning paper and starting a fire
Lighting matches (although I don’t know why you would need matches if you’ve got a Torch in the first place)
Lighting cigarettes (try not to set your face on fire)
Melting plastic
The Torch is currently being reviewed by The Guinness Book of World Records for entry into the record books. Huzzah!
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January 30th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
sorry to be the party pooper.. but realistically.. c’mon.. i guess it’s a nice alternative to having to carry around everything you need to start a fire.. but then u also have to put the flashlight in it’s own box.. cuz if something in ur bag or ur trunk turns it on by accident.. ur screwed.. and it only works for 15 minutes!.. it’s cool that it can burn all the things that it can.. but it’s not a conventional flashlight.. i know i know.. booo me :P
January 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
RE: beccasung
I’d gladly get this flashlight its own box to carry around in.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I’d install those as burglar lights so that I’d not only catch the thieves but set their hair on fire!