So I’m at The Rooftop Bar on Swanston Street with some friends, and as we’re walking out, I notice this YEN magazine sitting on a counter behind a closed gate (I realize now that the gate was pulled over the counter for a reason).

Not thinking my actions through, I simply stuck my hand through the gate, pulled the magazine out, and took it home with me. At the time, the magazine looked like one of those Vice-like publications that are offered for free at counter-tops in various stores.

Only when I get home and settle down do I realize that I’ve just stolen a magazine that costs $7.50. Oh well. It was an old issue anyway. Plus, the magazine sucks.