Buy Cocaine (energy drink) online

I assume that it’s pretty common knowledge that cocaine (the drug) is a highly addictive substance. It’s pretty bad for you and it could seriously mess with your mental state (or so I hear).

What’s funny about cocaine is that it’s also an energy drink!!! (extra exclamantion points for energy!!!!!!!!!)

Marketed by Redux Beverages (the same company that makes Brawndo energy drink), Cocaine was briefly banned by the FDA in April of 2007 and subsequently went through several name changes in order to continue its sales. The FDA’s decision is based on the fact that the drink was marketed as a substitute for illicit drugs (the FDA warning goes on to list the reasons why).

CNN report

As of February 2008 however, it looks like the original name is back and ready to sell. Cocaine is said to be 350% stronger than Red Bull (NOT 350 TIMES stronger…that’s different).

A case of 24 cans is $39.95. There are also a couple of other varieties of the drink available for purchase from their online store.

Find out more about Cocaine Energy Drink, and then go buy some if you’re interested in giving it a try. Keep in mind that it can kill you if you drink too much of it.