Emporio Armani EA-7 Skorpion Quadline Roller-Skates

These $425 rollerskates are classy. They are made by Skorpion Skates. The skates can be worn with regular shoes by simply strapping in. Each wheel has independent spring suspension (you know, for those really bumpy places where skaters would obviously go to). Oh, and chrome wheels. That’s right, chrome wheels on your skates.

If you’re smart, you’ll probably know that you can get the generic Skorpion skates (which are pretty much the same) for a bit cheaper. [via]