The Shit Box: your own portable cardboard toilet

The Shit Box is a lightweight, portable cardboard toilet that is perfect for outdoor activities where there is no toilet available. It’s also handy for times when you have the runs and you can’t get to a toilet quick enough.

The Shit Box comes as a 14-inch flat device that folds up and out into a brown stool (haha). Each Shit Box kit comes with 10 degradable poo bags, which you’ll just leave around for somebody else to pick up (because if you’re really in the middle of nowhere, you’d just go straight on the floor because nature will take care of the rest…and nature has no eyes).

Available for the idiot inside you starting June.

Update: Or you can buy a cardboard toilet NOW for $15.