The Unbreakable Umbrella: protection from rain and thieves

There are a few things in my life that, without fail, seem to manifest themselves time and time again. One is that I’ll always lose a pen/pencil before I finish it (same goes for chapstick too), and the other is that the umbrella I’m using will always break on me.

And while I may not be able to help myself from losing my pens, I can at least take some comfort in knowing that there’s an umbrella out there that actually won’t break — even if I try to break it.

Introducing the Unbreakable Umbrella from Real Self-Defense. It is both a weapon and an umbrella all at once. It even serves as a pseudo cane should you need some help getting around. The umbrella can withstand the weight of a grown man without sacrificing the integrity of the structure of the umbrella. Basically, this means that even after you’ve used it to beat that thief who’s robbing you, you can still rest assured that the umbrella will serve its purpose of keeping you dry during the rain.

This umbrella is so mighty that even the Personal Security Group (PSG) of the Philippines President carries it around.

Check out the videos of the Unbreakable Umbrella below to see just how powerful this weapon/umbrella is.

Watch as this man chops a whole watermelon with the Unbreakable Umbrella

And here is a video demonstrating just how effective this umbrella is at thwarting off criminals.

It’s a bit expensive for an umbrella at $179.95, but then I remember that this umbrella is MUCH MORE than just an umbrella, so I guess the price is justified. Can’t pay too much for personal security, right?

Thanks Eric!