Australia is now the fattest nation in the world

That’s right. As of this month, according to at least one survey, Australia is the reigning champion of bursting waistlines, beating out the United States at its own game.
The latest figures show 4 million Australians — or 26% of the adult population — are now obese compared to an estimated 25% of Americans. A further 5 million Australians are considered overweight.
The report, Australia’s Future ‘Fat Bomb’, from Melbourne’s Baker IDI Heart and Diabetes Institute, will be presented at the Federal Government’s inquiry into obesity, which comes to Melbourne today.
The 32-page report [.pdf] says that about 4 million Australian adults are labeled as obese, with Queensland taking hold of the top percentage of obese adults in Australia. Obesity is a leading factor of increased heart disease, which overall has led to an increase in hospital visits and patient bills.
In short: OBESITY IS THE CAUSE OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
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