I bought a green laser

It’s illegal to purchase a green laser of any sort in Hong Kong, but like most other illegal items, you can get it if you ask for it specifically and correctly.

I asked for one today and I got one. It’s not a super-powerful one that will start fires, but my goodness, a red laser seems sooooooo dim compared to even the weakest green laser.

I LOVE THIS THING. It’s totally dangerous but oh so fun to play with. Anybody who’s going to be at my July 4th BBQ will be able to witness this monstrous beam of light first-hand. Jealous? You should be.