Connie, Doreen, and Jack showed me this hilarious video of a bunch of short interviews taking place at the Jersey Shore that really goes into the minds of guidos (and the female equivalent). This isn’t a skit or anything, it’s real people giving real answers the only way they know how.
Go ahead and read the ‘guido’ entry at Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia. And if you want to see more photos and watch videos of guidos in action, go over to Guido Fist Pump and laugh until your stomach hurts.

I showed this to Connie. Connie showed it to Doreen. And Jack just happened to be in the room when they showed this to you!
I feel copyright infringed.