If you live in Manhattan and simply cannot hold your crap together (and you also happen to have a mobile device capable of going online), then head on over to Diaroogle where you can search for the nearest and cleanest toilet to use.

Diaroogle is a database of user-submitted toilets and reviews all over Manhattan. Just enter an address, zip code, or location, and Diaroogle will give you a list of toilets (and sometimes pictures!!!) so you can best choose where you want to take your dump or piss.

Each toilet is rated by three criteria: privacy, cleanliness, and accessibility.