Unmarked police interceptors get me on edge

Something about the styling of the all-black unmarked P71 police interceptors freaks the heck out of me. They look mean and intimidating even though they look almost identical to the standard civilian-issue Ford Crown Victoria.
Is it the all-black body paint? I don’t know. But I do know that I get real nervous when they follow me. Look at those things. Don’t they look like they want to shoot a missile at you and blow you up?
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