The Onion News Network turned to their “Onion News Network Live 365 Total Weather Coverage Super Tower” for more information about this severely moderate weather. I love how The Onion makes such a joke about how the mainstream media sensationalize the news, particularly the weather report. I mean, seriously, this really is how news channels report on the weather, with fancy graphics, weird colored maps, and bad viewer-submitted videos.

But seriously, this one takes the cake: “Onion News Network Live 365 Total Weather Coverage Super Tower”. That’s not too far off from some real-life news station weather names.