BattleZone Bible: the Word protected in aluminum casing

As I was writing the entry for the Bible I recently received as a gift from my brother, I was having a look at the other Bibles available from Crossway and I saw this BattleZone Bible available for $29.99. The Bible is fully encased in a brushed-aluminum casing ensuring that the contents are well protected from the elements and any other stupidity that it may encounter.

If you don’t like the brushed aluminum look above, you can buy the BattleZone weathered metal Bible from Amazon for cheaper and get that gone-through-spiritial-battle look. Cheesy, but if that’s cool to you, then cool.