Somebody at HarperCollins thought Alec Greven was cute enough to offer him a book deal on how to talk to girls.

Apparently, Alec thinks so highly of his abilities in the ladies department that at the young age of 9, he knows he’s ready to dish out the advice to his fellow playground mates. The book, entitled “How To Talk To Girls”, is a 48-page guidebook that lays down a bunch of rules for boys (and men, too) to follow.

I’d love to see where this kid ends up in about 5 years when he enters high school.

You can order his book, How to Talk to Girls, on Amazon.com for $10.