Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

I cannot wait until this comes out! I’ve always said that I hated the Apple keyboards and now somebody at Apple has heard my cries and done away with the keys altogether! This is fantastic! My productivity might go down a bit while I adjust to this new mechanism, but there’s nothing like running my wrists in circles all day long just so I can communicate with friends through my computer. And heck, at that ultra-slim size, the MacBook Wheel is definitely going to be a big seller! I’m sold!