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On BBC Radio 4′s Today program, John Schnatter, the founder of Papa John’s Pizza, accidentally caused some controversy when he suggested that customers not eat more than 2 slices of pizza for health reasons. This was taken as bad news by shareholders primarily because you cannot buy pizza by the slice at Papa John’s and the smallest sized pizza pie has 6 slices.

This is also bad news for me personally because everytime I eat Papa John’s I always eat more than 2 slices. Phooey, what to do now?