Love Is Lame is selling this very appropriate 6-inch stuffed bear for Valentine’s Day for only $12.99. It comes in brown or white and displays the message “SHIT BITCH YOU IS FINE” in white letters over a pink stuffed heart. As you can see, the bears also come with heart-shaped pads on their feet to further emphasize the fact that you truly are in love with the recipient of this gift.

But perhaps the best thing about this is that it doesn’t actually say “Happy Valentine’s Day” like all those other V-Day gifts for the ladies. Clearly, this one rises above all of the rest.