Jeff Sabold of Automotive Concepts recently dialed 911 to figure out where the heck he had driven to in his expensive Ferrari. It turns out that Jeff was under the influence of alcohol at the time and had parked his car over some train tracks while talking to a 911 operator. Sure enough, a train started barrelling towards him and Jeff had to watch as his Ferrari got trashed by an oncoming train.

Jeff was booked for DWI.

Listen to the audio transcript of the call above. Hilarious!