Vanity Fair did us all a favor and took Governor Sarah Palin’s resignation speech — complete with all of its run-ons and bad grammar — and had various editors correct it and mark it up. The result, as you can imagine, is colorful from beginning to end. Palin isn’t known to me the most eloquent person with her words and this corrected and edited resignation speech is proof that what she says normally really can’t (or shouldn’t) be understood.

I put the pages into a single PDF so you can avoid Vanity Fair’s pagination. So get the PDF here: Megaupload.