Buy an MTA contractor safety vest

I was just browsing the SMART Crew online store (kinda odd, but whatever) and I saw these MTA safety vests for $79. It’s a high crime to impersonate MTA transit personnel, but gosh, I couldn’t help but think that these vests would definitely get me into some restricted places a bit easier (or at least allow me to be somewhere restricted to the public without having to worry about the public going all terrorist-crazy on me).

The bad news? They’re sold out.

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  1. steve g says:

    I can get you one for free. But you should still get a hardhat and some steel toes! But yes, the security is laughable sometimes.

    Regardless, be careful going into these restricted areas, they are restricted for a reason. I’m allowed in these areas and even i dont mess with it. (although you should see the sub-basements of penn station… amazing)

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