Don’t play! ROFL! This coin above is an Australian Mint collectible from the Ocean Series featuring a Great White Shark. As far as I can tell, the actual coin looks similar to this mock-up (dead serious). If you would like one, you can purchase a coin with this stunning beast for just $14.95 AUD.

I hope to God these are legal tender. I’d be wasting money by spending it, but I think the thought of forcing somebody to take this $1 AUD coin is worth the loss (that is, if it’s legal tender and not just a collectible of course).