Let me just put it out there. I can’t watch anime. First of all, it’s too long — I can’t pay attention to something that spans 10,000 episodes where 8000 of those episodes is just straight-up dialog. Secondly, it’s too friggin emo. The exception to this is the anime with robots. I can watch those forever. So to get myself all caught up with what’s going on in the anime world, I’m quite content to watch this video above that basically blasts 4 and a half minutes of cliche anime intros right at my face. Job done! [via]