No, this isn’t an Onion joke. On May 3rd, Starbucks plans to launch a new 31-ounce “Trenta” beverage cup in all of its US stores to ensure that by the time you reach your last drop of coffee, it’ll be absolutely cold and gross.

The new Trenta size will be 50 cents more than the Venti size which is currently the largest cup you can get at the coffee chain.