Tante Marie tells you how to cook a turkey

KNOW THIS: Turkey never tastes good! It always needs a bunch of sauces and dressings and other things to make it actually worth eating! Turkey itself is…booorrrrinnnggg. But hey, Happy Thanksgiving!! [via]

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  1. Bob Hope says:

    No meat tastes good plain, there will always be spices and sauces to make it taste better. Well, pork does taste good plain. And since it tastes so good, the god in the bible and quran and other scriptures didn’t want us to eat it. Like anything else that is fucking awesome like bacon, it’s a sin.

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