OMG. This is the funniest news report ever. Villagers in a remote Chinese village have unearthed a rubber vagina (or rubber anus) — a sex toy — from the earth and are believing it to be some sort of rare mushroom. The funniest thing is hearing the news reporter go on and on about the supposed benefits of this “plant” and how it was thought to provide longevity to an old Chinese emperor. I’m laughing so hard right now. It’s incredible what people will tell themselves when no other answer is available. Where’s the jump to conclusions mat for this village?