It's here. And so far, it's wonderful. Typing on this thing is annoying loud but very comfortable. The sizing is perfect -- just a little bigger than the compact Bluetooth Apple keyboard I was using before but not as big as a full-sized keyboard. Still enough desk space to keep my mouse nearby.
And the sound? Ah, so reminiscent of me playing hours of Doom and Carmen Sandiego on an old beige PC. I like it. Modern, yet retro. Want one? Get it here.