Scared bear cub being forced to mingle with lions and monkeys

August 28, 2009 @ 8:06 pm

The video description says that the zookeepers are trying to instill natural instincts back into this bear but I don’t see how this is effective at all. What is the bear supposed to do? Fight? Eat the lions and monkey?

Bear attack laptop skin

July 16, 2009 @ 4:47 pm

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This bear attack laptop skin by Spanish artist Adrià Fruitós is by far one of the greatest laptop skins I’ve ever seen. Pick one up for just $30 at Infectious. Oh, and if you don’t have a laptop, the same bear attack artwork seen above is available in iPhone and iPod/iPod touch variations. Yippee!

The Sleeping Bear: the greatest sleeping bag ever made

February 14, 2009 @ 4:12 pm

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Let me just say now that this is the greatest sleeping bag ever.

Apparently, Eiko Ishizawa made it for an exhibition so it’s not actually on sale. I wish it were though because I’d go camping all the time if I had this. Shoot, even if I wasn’t camping I’d sleep in this thing. I mean, it’s a bear for goodness’ sake! How awesome is that?!

The perfect Valentine’s Day gift

February 13, 2009 @ 6:21 pm

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Love Is Lame is selling this very appropriate 6-inch stuffed bear for Valentine’s Day for only $12.99. It comes in brown or white and displays the message “SHIT BITCH YOU IS FINE” in white letters over a pink stuffed heart. As you can see, the bears also come with heart-shaped pads on their feet to further emphasize the fact that you truly are in love with the recipient of this gift.

But perhaps the best thing about this is that it doesn’t actually say “Happy Valentine’s Day” like all those other V-Day gifts for the ladies. Clearly, this one rises above all of the rest.

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Person in bear costume walks on the beach during Hurricane Ike

October 8, 2008 @ 1:20 am

Remember how I said previously that I really wanted to buy that bunny mascot costume? Well, this is exactly why. [via]

I don’t even know why I find pointless mascot hijinx so funny, but I definitely find lots of joy in watching people in animal costumes walk around doing absolutely nothing in particular.