Suspect with ‘FUCK YOU’ tattooed across his forehead

February 5, 2009 @ 9:57 pm

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This man is Stephen Bishop. Stephen robbed a liquor store in mid-December in Grover Beach, California. He was arrested this week in connection with that robbery. This is his mugshot, complete with the most appropriate tattoo you’re likely to ever see in your life.

The pitfalls of driving and parking in New York City

July 14, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

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Well, this sure sucked.

Man gets arrested wearing fuzzy lion slippers

January 28, 2008 @ 1:33 am

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Photo: ROB KANDEL/TMC

Here is William Torres in quite possibly the worst and best arrest photo ever.

Torres was driving on Turner Street Friday afternoon when he was pulled over by police and arrested. He was wearing a hooded sweartshirt with a skull-head pattern on it, pajama bottoms and fuzzy lion-faced slippers at the time. He was still wearing the get-up when he was arraigned after midnight at Lehigh County prison.

His list of charges include possession of a controlled substance, murder, and intent to sell drugs. He’s 21. You can tell he’s hardcore not by that list, but by his “fuzzy lion-faced slippers”. Nice.