Bandage and Scab plush doll

March 19, 2009 @ 2:37 pm

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Consider this one of the weirder plus dolls ever made. DKE Toys and Purple Flavor are putting out this Bandage and Scab plush doll set for those of us who need something other than a real scab to pick at and play with.

The description for this toy is just as puzzling.

“Hey everybody my name’s Crustopher the Scab. I’m that best friend you just love to pick on. I come complete with a blood-stained bandage. “It’s my blanket!” Hold me, tickle me, nibble my crispy edges, just don’t forget I’m a part of you. Do you have a place in your heart for a Scab?”

Would you want a plush doll fashioned as a scab and a band-aid?

Barack Obama action figure looks nothing like him

January 22, 2009 @ 1:47 am

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I’m sorry, but I really don’t think this Barack Obama action figure looks anything like Barack Obama. It’s merely a black doll in a suit with some miscellaneous weapons and attachments.

Thanks for sending me this freaky link, Enid.

Doobybrain plays with his brand new toy train

October 19, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

Barack Obama has a BIG HEAD on the cover of latest Rolling Stone

October 16, 2008 @ 1:07 am

Somebody at the Rolling Stone magazine art department must be laughing right now at this terrible photo of Barack Obama that has made it onto newsstands. I mean, just look at that big face (and especially that big nose and grin)! The man basically looks like a real-life caricature! I almost want to tap the top of his head and watch it bobble up and down…

Well, at least both Presidential candidates now have a bad magazine cover. Yay!

Mishka uses My Pet Monster to sell Keep Watch New Era

October 4, 2008 @ 2:55 am

MishkaNYC is bringing back My Pet Monster through the sale of their upcoming Keep Watch New Era. I highly doubt that the hat will come with My Pet Monster, but if it does, you can be sure that these will sell fast for those longing for a bit of nostalgia.

Fort those who are interested in My Pet Monster and not so much the hat, you can check out the limited listings of the toy on eBay.