How to wipe your butt with only a bus ticket

September 28, 2009 @ 11:43 pm

Clean as a whistle? I think not! This might get the actual poo off your finger, but it won’t do anything about the smell.

Lapel pin that looks like a bird took a crap on you

April 15, 2009 @ 1:05 am

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Supermandolini sells this 2-part pin made from gold matte-finish acrylic that looks like a bird took a crap on your jacket. It is hand-made and costs just over $25 USD. [via]

I think it’s a wonderful modern alternative to the much overlooked lapel pin.

How soft serve ice cream is made

January 29, 2009 @ 6:00 pm

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Soft serve ice cream is really just snowman poop. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.

Thanks for sharing the link, Gordon!