A bad time to throw up in a plane

October 6, 2009 @ 5:49 pm

This girl learned the hard way why it’s a bad idea to throw up in a plane if the aircraft is going to do a flip.

Ladybug invasion

July 17, 2009 @ 5:18 am

Or maybe it’s an infestation? Whatever the case, this sort of creeps me out and I hope that I never encounter this many ladybugs all at once.

DW snare drum covered in Swarovski crystals

June 2, 2009 @ 12:58 am

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I don’t think I’ll ever understand people who think that covering something in Swarovski crystals is appealing. Swarovski can literally smack on a couple of crystals onto a $3 mug and say that it’s worth $3000. That’s ridiculous! Somebody needs to bring Swarovski down. Now.

Musicradar has uncovered several other horrifying Swarovski-covered musical instruments. [via]

Blowing into a cow’s butt to help it lactate

May 8, 2009 @ 2:57 pm

In this National Geographic segment, the narrator explains how sometimes young kids need to help cows lactate by blowing into their butts. The act is a form of stimulation for the cow and if done correctly will allow the cow to secrete milk! [via]

I believe that sound you hear is the cow farting back the air that the kid is blowing into its anus. I cannot begin to imagine how these kids must feel waking up every morning for this job.

World’s dirtiest McDonald’s

April 14, 2009 @ 7:45 pm

Wow, this could very well be the world’s dirtiest McDonald’s restaurant. It’s located in Adelaide, Australia. [via]

I wonder when McDonald’s is going to pick up on this video and start laying the smack-down on the manager there.

Michael Lockett’s big calves

March 6, 2009 @ 9:51 am

People in my family have big calves. It’s a genetic thing that runs in the family and often it becomes a topic of interest if any of us happen to be walking in shorts with friends.

But our calves have absolutely nothing on Michael Lockett’s. He’s a bodybuilder featured on the DVD Guns New Breed available at Most Muscular (if by any chance you wanted to see more nasty muscle builds). Blech.