September 9, 2009 @ 2:27 am
I’ve been having a pretty amazing streak of luck lately with just about everything. Tonight is another fine example of my good fortune as I somehow managed to get an entirely new keyboard from Apple free of charge despite having water-damaged my previous one. A $150+ repair was more or less gifted to me and for that I am incredibly grateful.
July 9, 2009 @ 10:22 pm
I think I’ll just go ahead and eradicate all other soap/detergent brands from my head except for Dawn because this is just about the best thing I’ve seen all day. I had no idea Dawn could do such wonderful work!
Thanks Clarence!
March 2, 2009 @ 1:17 pm
I’ve embedded an audio clip above from Spill.com of a review of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. As you already know, the movie is not making particularly good strides in review-land and this is just another example of how terrible the movie is.
My favorite part:
Apparently they kidnapped the plot to this movie too, because nothing, nothing, I swear to God, nothing makes sense. They made this shit up as they went along. They did this movie like an ad-lib.
LOL. I have a feeling this review is better than the movie itself.
December 10, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
With such an enthusiastic demonstration of its abilities to soak up liquid, who can say no to the ShamWow? Not me. I’m sold. USE IT EVERYWHERE YOU FIND LIQUID. KEEP IT IN YOUR POCKET. WIPE THOSE TEARS FROM YOUR FACE. SOAK IT UP! DRY UP THE OCEAN WITH IT! YEAH! SHAMWOW! WOW!!!!
