Wow, file this one under “weirdest things I’ve seen on the internet”. Dan Lacey has produced several paintings of Barack Obama naked with unicorns. A naked Sarah Palin and Michelle Obama also make an appearance in some of the paintings (as does Lacey’s famous pancake paintings).
Wild Ammo reports that you can actually purchase these paintings as posters at Dan Lacey’s website, so if you’re into unicorns and nude Barack Obama paintings, then you’ve hit the jackpot here.
This is the video reel from PRIME productions headed by Will Goodan of California. It’s a lovely mash of colors, animation, and graphics that ends rather nicely with a unicorn popping out of a Lamborghini. Yes, that’s right. A unicorn comes out of a Lamborghini. Awesome? I think so!
Chronicle Books is selling this fantastic desktop unicorn display called Unicorn Wishes for $15.95! Included in the display set are one hand-painted unicorn, a 48-page illustrated booklet, a display stand, and 4 different backdrops to place your unicorn in!
The 48-page booklet goes over the history of the unicorn and how it brings about good luck and even informs the reader about the unicorn’s mystical powers. Essentially, this is a good unicorn kit for those wanting to learn about unicorns and for those who might already know everything there is to know about unicorns.
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
That’s just hilarious and very fitting of Sedaris’ style of writing. Also, the gay unicorn cartoon that’s connected with the story is funny.