I don't want to be left in the dust as this video takes over the internet. So here I am making a post about this non-sensical song by "pico Taro". Your guess is as good as mine at this point. If you really want to annoy somebody, here's the song on repeat for 1 hour!
Buy this pen. It's the Paper Mate InkJoy 300 retractable ballpoint pen. It has a medium point and it writes smoother than every single pen I have ever used. This is not a light endorsement! THIS IS THE BEST PEN YOU CAN BUY. And right now, you can buy a 24-pack for just $8.92. That comes out to about 37 cents per pen. That's 37 cents that won't eat at your heart when the ink runs out. Plus, it's retractable and that's just a good feature to have.
NOTE: This is not a paid post. I honestly really like this pen and wish most people would use it so they don't have to suffer through life using mediocre writing devices or worry about giving up their life savings for something that writes when you need it to.
NOTE2: This pen does not write well upside down. So if you're writing while upside down, well, don't. That's weird.
It took me forever to track down a video of this dotting pen (I believe that's the proper name for this writing instrument) but I finally have. Look at this thing. It's so cool. The mechanical part of this pen basically lifts the tip of the pen off the paper in perfect spaces no matter how quickly you are drawing across the paper.
This is the AxiDraw, a machine that holds any ink-holding contraption into a mechanically-driven writing and drawing device. All without the help of a human hand. The writing is perfect. Great for certificates, repetitive writing tasks, and dare I say it, personalized stationary (although there really isn't anything personal about having a machine do the dirty work for you). Still though, this is a pretty cool machine. I want one.